Discordian Child and Pet Care
The monkeys are workin' on it! Welcome to Tromi's Guide to
Discordian Child and Pet Care.
I know many of you are wondering
how, in this country run by
the religious right, we can raise
our children the Erisian way.
Friends, your troubles are
over.
This guide will tell you everything
you need to know to raise a
happy, healthy, hot-dog eating
child (or puppy!)...from decorating
the nursery to teaching the
ABC's.
The guide will be up and running
very shortly. In the meantime,
remember this: Children are not
just little adults. They are much,
much more frightening. Keep an
eye on the Play-doh.

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