Discordian Child and Pet Care | |||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to Tromi's Guide to Discordian Child and Pet Care. I know many of you are wondering how, in this country run by the religious right, we can raise our children the Erisian way. Friends, your troubles are over. | ||||||||||||||||
This guide will tell you everything you need to know to raise a happy, healthy, hot-dog eating child (or puppy!)...from decorating the nursery to teaching the ABC's. | |||||||||||||||||
The guide will be up and running very shortly. In the meantime, remember this: Children are not just little adults. They are much, much more frightening. Keep an eye on the Play-doh. | |||||||||||||||||
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